Family: nature’s way of making you communicate with people you have absolutely nothing in common with.
If you’re like many Americans you’re on your way home for the Thanksgiving holiday. After a hectic drive to the airport, train station, etc. it’s time to sit back in your seat and start to unwind.
And then it hits you.
You are about to spend the next few days with all of your family members under one roof! Now there’s an event for you.
- Does the thought of getting up at 4:30 AM to put the turkey in the oven sound like the start to an ideal day?
- Do you glaze over as your relatives (at least you think they’re your relatives) recount minute details of their recent out-of-state trip (oh really, you found a Cabbage Patch doll store?)?
- Do you have that drunk uncle (of course you do, we all do) who will go on and on and on about how Donald Trump will make this nation great again (OMG, I just realized – I think my family members think that’s me!)?
Well, fear not, there’s a solution.
The Ultimate Thanksgiving Mashup
Take a break from your hectic Thanksgiving schedule, grab a glass of Chardonnay (beer, schnapps, whatever…), and enjoy this ultimate Thanksgiving mashup.