Thanksgiving is finally here. The biggest food day in America. A time where all Americans get together to celebrate. Time really does fly by. It feels just like yesterday that I was searching for yearly quotes for our Thanksgiving smile blog. You know, the quotes we turn to in those moments when we just need a break. Not to say there’s anything bad when celebrating this special holiday. Carving out time for friends and family at Thanksgiving is a joy. But sometimes, just sometimes we all need a little inspiration and yes humor to help us through the day.
From turkey to pumpkin pie Thanksgiving is Americans second favorite holiday following Christmas. It’s a day that starts the holiday season and is apparently one of the holidays with the least amount of stress. Whoever said that doesn’t know my family. It truly is a time that is all about family and friends filled with gratitude coming together for fun and delicious food.
Funny Quotes about Thanksgiving
The real importance of this holiday is to take the time to express our appreciation and gratefulness for everything we have. A special day where families connect and reflect on all the reasons why we are so fortunate. It’s a fantastic time to enjoy a day committed to all the important things; football, food, friends and family. But what’s a holiday without a bit of aggravation and annoyance. In honor of that and this extraordinary day we have tapped into some of our most favorite funny Thanksgiving quotes.
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey — until Thanksgiving.
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.
I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.
Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.
Every Thanksgiving I think about how much Pilgrims had to sacrifice just so we could have a day off work.
OMG, I gave thanks for everything yesterday, but it was the WRONG DAY.
The Pilgrims had amazing foresight to invent Thanksgiving and football on the same day.
How to cut a turkey the Republican way: give 1% of your guests 99% of the meat.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest a carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.