Funny Thanksgiving Quotes All in the Name of Survival!

Thanksgiving is the perfect time to show our appreciation and gratefulness to those closest to us. But as we all know for some just the thought of hosting family and friends on this day can be pretty stress inducing. Today most of us will be sitting down with our loved ones to chill and take it easy, enjoy delicious food and drinks, revel in good football and yes share what we are thankful for. And while there are only a handful of times families are able to get together each year, sometimes just sometimes what we are thankful for is some peace and quiet.

It’s All About the Four Thanksgiving “F’s”

Let’s face it Thanksgiving is all about celebrating the four F’s; family, fun, food and football. And in my family we add a bonus F, the funny bone. No matter what time of year it is we love to eat but we really, really love to laugh. So whatever is going on in our life we take the opportunity to literally crack each other up.

So with the start of the holiday season here, let’s trade in the stress for laughter with some humorous Thanksgiving quotes.

Giving Thanksgiving Thanks and Laughter!

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Kevin James

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet

I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. Craig Ferguson

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck

The thing I’m most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands. Anonymous

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in. Anonymous

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. Rita Rudner

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. Jay Leno

Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. Johnny Carson

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment: Football’s Half Time! Anonymous

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart

This year at Master The Event, we are thankful for so much, especially our good friends, clients and readers. And wanted to take this opportunity to wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving. And may your year be filled with success, happiness and good health! Happy Turkey Day everyone!

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